Jennings Cager Rager

Cager Rage Gauge

Do idiot car drivers make you livid?
If you’re a biker find out where you rank on our rage scale, use the slider pointer from Calm to Raging Mad...

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Cagers in traffic

#1CAGERS IN TRAFFIC

Cagers who don’t leave space for bikers. Don’t you realise that filtering is legal for bikers! Or that one guy, you know who you are, who pulls over to block me on purpose!

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Headlights on full beam

#2Headlights on full beam

Cagers who use Full Beam all the time!! I know I only have one headlight – but you can definitely see me coming. At least one of us can see, since I’m being dazzled by your full beam!

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Moped riders

#3Moped riders

Congratulations, you can keep up with me as I slow down to approach a roundabout, but don’t even try once we hit that dual carriageway! Come back when you’re out of nappies!

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Manholes & tar snakes

#4Manholes & tar snakes

Slippery little devils in the cold and wet, especially for bikers! Not only are they great for skidding but when we stop, we could slip and drop our bike too...brilliant.

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Not signalling

#5Not signalling

Cagers weren’t you taught to indicate before moving your giant heap of metal from one lane to the other, pretty sure this is one of the basics? I am many things, but I am not a mind reader!

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Texting while driving

#6Texting while driving

Why do Cagers think it acceptable to text whilst driving? When your eyes aren’t on the road you can’t drive straight, it really is that simple, pull over and then text your dinner request!

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Push bikes

#7Push bikes

Why do you always ride in such large groups that hog an entire lane and why do you go through red lights, rarely indicate and just generally ignore most of the rules of the road?

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Cars in bike spaces

#8Cars in bike spaces

Yes, we may be smaller, but we still need space. So Cagers move your metal heap to the spaces allocated to you! Jeez!

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Right lane hoggers

#9Right lane hoggers

Cagers casually ‘cruising’ along at 50 mph in the outside lane, pretending that they can’t see you in their rear view mirror, bear in mind I might actually have somewhere to be...MOVE OVER!

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Getting cut up

#10Getting cut up

Sure, the brakes on my bike might be great, but I don’t particularly enjoy showing them off when I have to make an emergency stop every time a car cuts me up!

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Cagers with bike blindness

#11CAGERS WITH BIKE BLINDNESS

I’m approaching the junction I saw you look, but you just didn’t see me! Thank goodness I can see you, because you definitely are not looking properly or have a bad case of Bike Blindness!

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I am 80% calmer than the average person on the #RoadRageGauge

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