Road Rage Ranker
Our Road Rage Ranker determines how much of a hot head you are when it comes to driving, all you have to do is slide the pointer to the desired measurement of anger, for each of the top ten driving habits that drive you up the wall. We’ll then compare your scores to our polled motorists and work out your Road Rage Ranking!
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Have you come down with the pothole plague? Symptoms involve tyre puncture, wear on shocks and struts, and engine damage. The plague seems to be more like an epidemic, with pothole coverage making up 295 square miles in the UK!
Oh. You're in a hurry? Can you please explain how tailgating me will help you get there faster? I don't always drive this slowly, but when I do it's because you're trying to get into my boot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wasn't stuck in a traffic jam like every frustrated human driver.
There have apparently been roadworks on your usual route to work for the past six months, yet you've not seen any actual work happening - unless drinking tea and sitting around is now classed as a job.
#6Driver on the phone
Unless you’re on the phone to MI5 trying to stop a nuclear attack, then get off your phone and concentrate. The traffic lights are green: GO ALREADY!
Dear driver, you appear to have taken up enough room for a double-decker bus, two elephants, one goat and a full football squad. Next time, can you think before parking over two spaces?
Lorry drivers must have an inner circle like Fight Club. In this case these lorry drivers are known as ‘Crawlers’. The aim of the club is to overtake each other as slowly as possible and annoy all other drivers on the road. We know your game - curse the crawlers!
#3Not giving way
Some drivers think they’re the king or queen of the road, refusing to budge and give way to others. These people are not the king or queen of the road, more like the jester - a complete joke.
What if I told you that cars have a low beam option, would you believe us? I know many drivers want to see your beautiful face coming towards them, but unless they want a head on collision, turn off your full beam.
#1Middle Lane Drivers
Middle lane drivers had better watch out - careless motorists who hog the middle lane can now be punished with on-the-spot fines of £100. That should shake up those who are content to cruise along idly at 60mph.